King Henry The First (Men's)

The greatest ballplayer ever to live. He didn't take 'roids, HGH, or donkey pee. He just showed up to work everyday and played. He hit more home runs than anyone is history. Sure, some cheaters claim to have hit more homers, but King Henry didn't acknowledge those second rate roided up frauds and neither do we! All Hail, King Henry!!!! All Stay 404 Proud!!!